New Year’s Revolutions
That on a triple word score still won't buy you a cup of coffee. You know, creating a whole list of stuff you’re going to change about yourself in the coming year is kind of pointless. You’re what,...
View ArticleI Don’t Have to Be Good EVER Again
That’s it. That’s all they took on day two. My bone marrow is so awesome that they don’t need more than that to save a guy. I should get a cookie-shaped medal. Made out of cookie. Okay, so all of my...
View ArticleThe Lazy Post
It’s been a heck of a week already, and it’s only Tuesday. And Tuesday is gonna act like a complete and total Monday. The 8:00am kind. So here is something funny to ponder while I get my ducks back in...
View ArticleI Have Somehow Failed In My Quest To Purchase Sweatpants In A Timely Fashion
I had it all planned out, and it was an awesome plan. I was going to spend the entire winter break off from school doing absolutely jack shit. And I was going to wear nothing but over-sized T-shirts...
View ArticleThis really happened and I’ll never be the same.
I don’t really consider myself to be much of a “Southerner.” I certainly wasn’t born here, I refuse to use the typical Southern terms like ain’t or y’all (and I put the apostrophe in the right place,...
View Article
More Pages to Explore .....